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The Place Where Jack Pendarvis has a "Blog"
One Time I Found $220 on the Ground
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
What's Next For Forky?
Well, we're going to try
smearing her with something oleaginous
, and if that doesn't work I may gently tap the end of her with a hammer until she emerges safely from the dish drainer. Thanks for caring!
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