I suppose that honor - or "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder" as it is sometimes called - requires me to tell you that Jerry Lewis is in the New York Times today. I always make such a big deal when it happens! But today it is not for a happy reason. He used a hurtful word! This is not the first time it has been my sad obligation to call your attention to the "dark side" of Jerry Lewis. But I hope it will be the last! Come on, Jerry, shape up and get with it. Be nice! They love you at the New York Times! Give them something pleasant to report about.
