I Hate to Break It to You

Say, when I was doing a "Google Image Search" for that frame of Burt Reynolds in SEMI-TOUGH, I discovered that there was a 1980 TV series spun off from it, starring my old buddy D-Day from ANIMAL HOUSE, David Hasselhoff, and Markie Post. See? See what happens, kids? The 70s always become the 80s. There's nothing you can do about it. It's not fair, but that's the way it is. I'm telling you now so maybe it won't hurt as much.