The Sidewalk

So Theresa and I were walking down the very same sidewalk tonight on which we recently saw someone smoking a cigarette and eating a strawberry ice cream cone at the same time. This time we saw a woman walking a shiny purebred dog and pushing a baby stroller. But there was no baby in the stroller! There was only a doll... a baby doll... FACE DOWN! And no child within several blocks! No child anywhere, as far as we could see! It was creepy! We still can't figure it out.