Gosh!

Wait a darn minute! Do you think that the person ("Bob") who left me the note about cigarette holders could be... ROBERT OSBORNE? Probably not, but gee! Well, I'm going to pretend it was him. Get it, though? The commenter seems to know a lot about classic movie stars... and he's kind of secretive about his identity... It all adds up! Well, my notion makes me happy.