Hey, remember when I said that the ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY review of my book was not on the "web"? Well, now it is. ("Click" here to enjoy.) Why is the "internet" so malleable and strange? It makes me nervous! In other Pendarvis scuzzy self-congratulation news, I would like to tell the world that the new issue of Wholphin has a little nugget from yours truly buried deep within. Gosh, I'm just like Walt Whitman with all my celebrating myself! Hooray! Now for a shower. (P.S. I love Walt Whitman! I am not trying to drag him down to my level.)
