800th "Post" Marks Lowest Point For "Blog"

It turns out that the self-aggrandazing trifle entitled "Two New Reviews" was this "blog's" shameful 800th "post." We managed to inject a mild note of hope even into our wan 700th "post," but now we just don't know anymore. It has been all downhill since around # 500. Our 800th "post" was so weak that we've already had to augment it once and eat some of our words. Weak, Pendarvis! Sad and weak!