Ammonia Coke Again

Hey, remember when I told you about ammonia Coke and all the swell times we had thinking about the ammonia Coke? Here is something I just read in THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE by James M. Cain: "I went downstairs to fix myself a coke. I hadn't any more than squirted the ammonia in it when she was at the door." Why am I telling you this? I don't know! I thought you liked it when I told you things. I thought you were my friend.