Dear Bird Correspondent

This just in from bird lover Pia Z. Ehrhardt: "My theory about birds repeatedly flying into windows is that they think they're mating with a bird who looks a lot like them and can't take no for an answer." We hereby place Pia's theory (though it is a little "saucier" than our usual "blogging" material) before the eyes of our loyal bird correspondent, and await her stern judgement.