Whorton's Belt

Whorton reports: "Today I didn't forget to wear my belt but I just didn't feel like going upstairs to get it." Point taken, Mr. Whorton. I suppose this "belt fatigue" of yours, as I hope I can convince the medical journals to call it, may be a sign of aging, but it doesn't hold a candle to forgetting one's belt entirely. Still, your attempt at solidarity was welcome.