Thursday, April 26, 2007

"The Man" Strikes Again

Hey, we used to have a hilarious picture of Jon Lovitz illustrating one of our editions of Mr. Ward's Presidential Korner, but "The Man" has seen fit to remove it. It's weird, because "The Man" apparently scanned the image off his television set somehow, which seems to be okay in "The Man's" opinion. Anyway, we are sorry for the loss of amusement you have experienced due to the selfishness of "The Man," who wants to keep all his stolen merchandise to himself. But that's why he's "The Man"!