1,000th "Post" Proves Big, Ugly Letdown For Everyone

It is with a heavy heart that I admit "McNeil Out Sick" - a hastily written apology for our insufficient supply of pointless crud; that's right! We felt we weren't giving you enough crud fast enough, and we were SORRY ABOUT IT! - is the "blog's" 1,000th "post." It makes the regrettable 900th "post" read like Ovid. But look, piling up 1,000 "posts" has taken a lot out of everyone. I suppose I will go ahead with the long planned highlight of this occasion, and unveil the single greatest of our 1,000 "posts," as determined by a poll of experts from the National Academy of Arts and Sciences. It was "Pistachios." Now. No more celebrations until 1,500.