MySpace Friends Drive

Many times have I expressed my absolute disinterest in MySpace. But that doesn't mean I don't want MySpace friends! It's complicated. I'm a bundle of fascinating contradictions! Well, I will be out of town until July, and not in a position to check my "friends requests." Now, through a "cyber blunder" of my own making (through the misplacement of a single keystroke, I accidentally entered a nonexistent email address as my own, and cannot, therefore, be entirely legitimized in the world of "myspacedom") I cannot request special "internet" friends on MySpace. I can only respond to YOUR requests for "friendship." So when I get back in town, I want to see 100 "friends" requests stacked up, awaiting my approval. Get cracking!