A Sad Story of Tarragon

You were never going to use that much fresh tarragon. Now it's just sitting in the refrigerator, getting older by the day. You were all, "Look at me! I'm fancy! I'm buying tarragon!" And then the interminable nights and days. This tarragon cannot be resuscitated. This tarragon has had it. What were you thinking? It's not the tarragon's fault. (See also, "The Ropy Bananas.")