Remember the guy who gave me a hot tip on marmalade? Of course you don't! You don't spend your life committing this "blog" to memory. OR DO YOU? Anyway, the marmalade guy is back, only now he has Soupy Sales on the brain. Who? I'm too tired to explain. Soupy Sales is no Wheeler & Woolsey, I'll tell you that much! On the other hand, dig the size of that bowtie! That's like one big bowtie! Anyway, there is some guy on the "internet" pretending to be Soupy Sales. Or maybe he is the real Soupy Sales! But he is not. OR IS HE? My friend writes, "Thought of you when I discovered this." Which makes me unspeakably sad. Now to retire with a cool cloth on my forehead.
