The Unusual Position

Today I was placed in the unusual position of attempting to "google" the phrase "black widow spider" while what I believed to be a black widow spider was crawling around on the computer with which I was attempting to "google" the phrase "black widow spider" to find out whether or not the thing crawling around on my computer was a black widow spider. Result: the usual feeling of mild epistemological despair coupled with my trademark shrieks of terror.