Headline Chicanery!

Hey, the New York Times is trying to make me look crazy. They've altered a headline to which I have fulsomely referred. It used to say "Monkeys Control a Robot Arm With Their Thoughts," which was, as you know, the greatest headline ever. Now they've changed it online to "Monkeys Think, Moving Artificial Arm as Own," which, as art, stinks, frankly. I hate to keep harping on this subject, as the more I think about those monkeys the sadder I become about the whole situation.