Apologies to Mike Bulington of Chicago, Illinois, who quite a while back "won" a copy of my new book, SHUT UP, UGLY, on the facebook, by being the first caller to correctly answer the question, "Who's that eating that nasty food?" (A: Nasty Boys.) As we have seen, no one really wants to tell me if or when my book is ever coming out, though some have hinted that it is out already, which others will neither confirm nor deny, or maybe they died. Hope you're not holding your breath, Mike Bulington!
