Monday, October 05, 2009

No Twichell Was Forthcoming

Hey! I just read in a newspaper that the FTC is going to regulate the promotion of products on "blogs." I just want our friends in the government to know I have not been bribed nor have I been prodded for any "blog" endorsement. Once some people said they were going to send me a biography of the Reverend Joseph Twichell and I was like, "Easy Street, here I come!" I was like, "Soon I will be rolling in free galleys of biographies of the Reverend Joseph Twichell and all my problems will be over." But I never heard from them again.