Sad Things Not Fun

I have been meaning to check into this thing about crows hating owls, but maybe I don't want to know! It is not fun to learn about sad things. And yes, if crows and owls are truly at odds, I find that sad. I glanced into my copy of CROW PLANET but there was no index. No index! NO INDEX! Every book should have an index. I love indices SO MUCH! Who's with me? And yes, that's the plural of index! Shut up!