In today's New York Times a reporter interviews a robot. Yes she does! And the robot is all, "Even if I appear clueless, perhaps I’m not. You can see through the strange shadow self, my future self. The self in the future where I’m truly awakened. And so in a sense this robot, me, I am just a portal." I when I read that, I was like, "Uh-oh! That robot is up to something!" And then I was like, "It's an ominous message from the future! I have to warn everybody, thanks to the powers of my 'blog'!"
