Your Head Is In the Mail

Got my big McSweeney's head today. There is a lot of stuff in there and I've barely started on it, but you can bet the first thing I turned to was the story by "Blog" Buddy John Brandon. And guess what? This is the truth! John's story has UFOs AND owls in it! I know I am always telling you that all great literature has owls in it. But the true masterpieces have owls AND UFOS. If you don't believe what I am saying you can check out John's story for yourself. From my understanding, heads will soon be blanketing the country.