Many Ubiquitous Everywhere

Hey, speaking of all my many ubiquitous columns which are everywhere, THE UTNE READER has asked to reprint an excerpt from my recent Oxford American column about Lady Gaga. And I was like, "Go for it, UTNE READER!" I would just like to point out that my Lady Gaga observations are even truer than when I first wrote them. For example, I recently watched two sitcoms in a row in which characters were dressed up as Lady Gaga for humorous reasons. If you read my column, you will understand what this means socially, politically, cosmically, etc. Think repressive desublimation!