I have two columns out today. Who cares? Shut up! There are so many columns around here it's starting to look like ancient Greece. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Because they had lots of columns. In the OXFORD AMERICAN I am explaining how Larry King, the Family Guy, Jay Leno, and Lady Gaga are THE SAME PERSON. Does it have something to do with repressive desublimation? Maybe! Sure. Why not? I don't know. Probably not. Sort of. I just write 'em, I don't know what they mean. Meanwhile in THE BELIEVER it's a look at my rock collection with a typically wonderful Jason Polan illustration of my rock collection. Won't you glut yourself on my verbose mannerisms today?
