Reader's Digest Was Right About Unicorns

However, by using the index ("unicorn body parts") in the Lavers, I was able to confirm the curative powers of unicorn liver in the fight against leprosy, as first postulated here by READER'S DIGEST. The recipe comes from Hildegard of Bingen, who also says, "If you make a girdle from the hide of a unicorn and gird yourself with it, no plague however severe and no fever will harm you." It's called preventative medicine, McNeil! Get with the program.