An intriguing note from my friend in Hubcap City, who writes to inquire: "did you read about the human-carpet guy in the NYT Sunday Styles section? he's a simple, regular kinda fellow except for one thing: he loves to have people stand on him!" The answer to your question is no, my friend. I always skip the Styles section, which I now see is a huge mistake. Here is the article. Before choosing to "click," please note probable sauciness. Quotable Quote: "Georgio knows of only one other person in New York doing a similar thing, a guy who calls himself Kevin Carpet."