I love you, New York Times! You published an article containing this sentence: "A monkey lacking in regret might act like a psychopath or a simian Don Quixote." And you illustrated your monkey article with a photograph of a chimpanzee who is sad because he knocked over a carton of milk! And everyone knows that a chimpanzee is not a monkey. But just like me, you don't care! Even in your "Science" section! This is a great day. (Here is the "web site" of Viktor Koen, who made the monkey picture. A brief glance tells me there are lots more monkeys in store!)
