The Satellite

Hey! We got "the satellite" instead of "the cable." Do you people realize what this means? I CAN PAUSE THE TV! I have not yet grown weary of pausing the TV and walking around the house joyously contemplating the fact that the TV is paused. I can also record movies AND WATCH THEM LATER! I do not believe it is an exaggeration to call this phenomenon a holy miracle. For instance, ROCK-A-BYE BABY, starring Mr. Jerry Lewis, came on at four the other morning yet I am WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW! In fact I have PAUSED it to share the above "clip" of it with you. You're welcome! Now if you will excuse me I must go UNPAUSE THE TV!