Megan Abbott would like to remind us that today is Bloomsday. I plan to celebrate as I always do - by dressing up as Blazes Boylan and promenading up and down the square twirling my walking stick in the jauntiest imaginable fashion. Is that something Blazes Boylan did? If not, he should have! Hey, once I did a Bloomsday reading (the part about the bats, the Gerty part) wearing my Green Lantern t-shirt and people thought it was an Irish symbol. Ha ha ha! What a jerk I am.