The NBIL (no longer the "new brother-in-law" but still the "newest brother-in-law") sent me an email entitled "Michael Jackson's ghost on Larry King?" I have reviewed the footage and decided it is not Michael Jackson's ghost. Therefore I shan't trouble you with it. But it was the greatest subject header ever to hit my "inbox." In other Michael Jackson news, my brother is going to the memorial service today. Perhaps I will be able to pass along a report.
