Thursday, July 02, 2009

Unicorns Are Over


"You can pretend you are over unicorns, which you are not," writes Rhea, maliciously attaching this photograph, which has not been doctored in any way, and it is true of course that as Independence Day approaches, my mind is drawn ever back to the patriotic unicorn of yore. But that means nothing, I tell you! Nothing. Unicorns are over.