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Saturday, November 18, 2006

The Twelve "Blog"mandments

It has come to my attention that there are now twelve "blog"mandments, not nine, as previously reported. Please print these out and paste them in a scrapbook, or tape them to the wall over your computer. 1. Simply "click" on a highlighted word or phrase to be sent to a "link." 2. The internet is full of information. Check it out. 3. Check your favorite "blog" often or you might miss something. 4. It's okay for friends to disagree! 5. Remember: Cyclopes is the plural of Cyclops. 6. Life is not always about "blogs"! 7. Ask yourself before "blogging": How would Webern "blog"? 8. Get some Webern! 9. Use the word "blog" to create new words containing the word "blog." Think of the Smurfs and you will know what to do. 10. Support the arts! 11. It takes all kinds. 12. The depiction of a vice does not imply endorsement on the part of the depicter.
Posted by Jack Pendarvis at 8:57 AM
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