Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Bitter Functionary

I was just enjoying the TV Guide Channel, where all your programming choices spin by in a dazzling display. Most of the program listings are sans description, but movies usually get a line or two. The movie RICHIE RICH was described in the following manner: "The richest boy in the world has everything he wants." That was the ENTIRE description! Either they were pressed for space or there is a bitter functionary working at the TV Guide Channel, one whose curdled sentiments and barely suppressed rancor I endorse wholeheartedly! I mean, gaze upon this abomination (left).