Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Hercules Spoiler Alert

Theresa and I just finished watching another Mario Bava movie... HERCULES IN THE HAUNTED WORLD. Spoiler alert!!!! Hercules' answer for everything is to pick up a big rock and sling it. During the climactic battle, Theresa said, and I quote, "What's he going to do? He's running out of big rocks. Oh, there's one." I mean, he smushed Christopher Lee with a big rock. He knocked the golden apple out of the tree with a big rock. At one point he had to cross a pit of boiling lava so he tied a vine around a... big rock. And slung it, fashioning a makeshift tightrope. Nothing against Hercules! Or the movie, which was filled with pretty colors. Hey, if I was Hercules I'd be slinging big old rocks all day long.