An Unnamed Dread Crept O'er Me

That massive, unnamed, and soulless purveyor of books says that they can ship you my new novel in "6 to 8 weeks," and that it was published earlier this year. Don't be confused by their evil ways! The truth is, they can ship it to you in 9 to 10 MONTHS because that's when it will actually be published. My minions are hard at work fixing the problem. Good day to you.