An Excerpt, Racy and Possibly Blasphemous

Over on the "blog" for TurnRow Books (where I'm reading from AWESOME on Saturday) I present several "zinger" suggestions for reviewers who do not enjoy my new book. Jamie and Kelly of TurnRow are also kind enough to present an excerpted chapter. Once again, I AM NOT BEING PUSHY! In fact, if you read the chapter and find it disheartening, you may save yourself some hard earned money! Coincidentally, given our theme of the day, it contains some passages from the Old Testament. WARNING: The excerpt is racy and possibly blasphemous. Please do not read it if it is important for you to continue liking me personally either for my sake or yours.