Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Last Unicorn


As per my fanciful suggestion, James Sepsey went and wrote a Raymond Carver story with unicorns in it. Toward the end it goes like this: "Sue lifted her head out of the trough. Her crest ruffled. Her withers shook." I enjoyed reading the story. It was funny. But it ignored the larger point of the "post" to which Mr. Sepsey was responding, namely, that we will no longer discuss unicorns on the "blog." And here we are discussing unicorns, see? I'm going to search the "internet" for a picture of a unicorn in a circle with a red line through it. They have everything on the "internet." Man, that was easy! It took me like two seconds to find one. I told you.