I'm so stupid! I got so caught up in the drudgery of "writing" that I forgot to tell you what's coming on TV tonight: THE WIRE! The beginning of a brand new season! As you know, I always "blog" in a long wizard robe that I had tailored expressly for that purpose and whenever something exciting happens, like THE WIRE coming on, I shout "Huzzah! Huzzah!" and wave my special scepter around. Only I spell it "sceptre" because I'm classier than people think I am.
