I know! The "blog" was your last refuge from the twin scourges of sexiness and violence! But people keep sending me examples of both. What am I supposed to do? Let them burn a hole in my brain? What good would I be to you then? All I can say is... don't "click"! You have been warned. Not for the faint of heart! Ace Atkins sent me the opening credits for a movie called GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS. Almost simultaneously, McNeil sent me this old commercial for the Mattel Tommy Burst submachine gun detective kit:
