Because of Dr. "M.'s" efforts on this very "blog," my sister has decided to begin reading those "Young Adult" vampire novels! Cleverly played, Dr. "M.," striking so close to home. But I'm not in your web yet! You'll never get me alive! ("Web" is probably the wrong word. But this is just a "blog." Otherwise, I'd try to think of something more vampirey.) My sister adds in a postscript: "I almost sent you that article about Jerry Lewis, but I didn't think you'd like it, so I didn't." (Left: Dr. "M." in a recent photograph.)
