There's a commercial for the iPhone with a strummy little guitar pleasantly strumming and then a nice glockenspiel tinkles merrily thusly: Dong ding ding ding ding dong ding ding ding ding, and it's just so very coy and lovely and I'm sure it's a great song but all I have ever heard is the foreshortened part for the iPhone commercial that goes dong ding ding ding ding dong ding ding ding ding over and over and it is starting to make me hurt inside, not emotionally, not like it's so beautiful or something, no, just pain, just pain inside, like I'm going mad, mad I tell you, mad inside.
