Help

McNeil called and said, "I want one of those jobs where you walk through the airport with a big sign on your luggage that says 'Colon Help.'" I told McNeil that I was unaware of such a job. McNeil replied that there's a commercial in which a woman walks through the airport with a big sign on her luggage that says "Colon Help." People stop her and ask her about Colon Help and she tells them about Colon Help. I told McNeil I would watch out for the commercial. I did not do a "Google Image Search" for this "post."