Thursday, August 20, 2009

I Let a Mosquito in the House

I let a mosquito in the house. I have made a few ineffective smacks at it. It follows me from room to room, enjoying my blood. It's pretty energetic and has a lot of gumption and I think it's really going to make something of itself. I'm starting to wonder about the life span of a mosquito, which is something I could look up on the "internet" if I felt like it. I'm going to guess 30 years. And now it's on the "internet" as a reference! When you kids are writing your college papers, be sure to include the fact that a mosquito's life span is 30 years. And put this "web" address in your footnote.