If I were to describe to you a tight-lipped old writer who somberly goes about the business of typing out revisions on his much-delayed fifth novel, what would your reaction be? Probably you would say, "Wow! That has all the makings of an exciting movie!" But we don't have to worry about getting the financing together, because this movie already exists! It was on one of the movie channels late last night when I couldn't sleep and suddenly I found myself able to sleep.