Thursday, December 21, 2006

"Blogging" and Nothingness

... was briefly considered as a title for yesterday's post, but was dismissed as "too showy" by the "blogging" commission. "Blogging" Commissioner Welmont Blake called the title "richly allusive" but stressed that it "lacked balance." "That's fine for him to say," countered B. Proctor Weems, CEO of "Blog" Industries, parent company of the Pendarvis "blog." "Look, we went along with their decision. But they can't stop us from using the title today. Ultimately it's our title, and we'll use it if we want to. It's still a free country, as far as I know."