Preemptive Calendar Rebuttal

"But," you may object, "if I wait until after the new year to buy my calendar, won't all the good calendars be taken?" I find that it's much more fun to pick through the lonesome, rejected calendars of January 2nd for the perfect calendar you never knew you wanted. One year I got BATS. That was a calendar with a different kind of bat for every month of the year. The possibilities are endless... or more to the point, they are not endless. They are finite. That's what makes them interesting. Bats! Crazy.