Mort Report

A coded message from Agent "M.," translated here for the general public, confirms that the phone is now ringing at Uncle Mort's. That's the good news. The bad news is, there's no answer. "I imagine they are not open for dinner," writes "M.", "but you better believe I will be calling tomorrow morning!" She has also passed along an image of Uncle Mort's as it appeared in 1978, which I will attempt to "post" here for your enjoyment and meditation.