Monday, March 02, 2009
Today I found a really huge acorn on the sidewalk and I was like, "Whoa." I was like, "What's up with that?" I was like, "Isn't the whole deal with acorns that they're supposed to be small?" Like, I'm supposed to think, "How could a mighty tree grow out of such a tiny thing?" Whereas in this case I could TOTALLY see how a tree could grow out of this huge beast of an acorn. Like, some squirrel would go out of its mind with happiness if it saw this acorn. Like, "I'm set for life!" the squirrel would say. Acorn, you are disrupting my cozy view of the world and I resent it.