The LOST Summit, Featuring Dr. "M." and Fat Boy

Welcome once again to some reflections on the TV series LOST. Don't worry! As usual, the transcription has been heavily redacted to prevent "spoilers" for those of you who are behind in your viewing. The following comments recently passed between Dr. "M." and myself. She was all, "I'm confused. Is the woman in the **** the mother of ****** ********?" And I was like, "I think that's his girlfriend, not his mother!" Then Dr. "M." was like, "Oh! It's the redhead???!!! Now that makes more sense. Did you think the woman helping **** **** ** *** looked somewhat like the tough tank-top-wearing blond soldier?! Hmmmm...." And I was all, "WHAT redhead?"