What Have We Done With National Rewrite Your Novel Month?

I remember when National Rewrite Your Novel Month was about rewriting your novel, man! Well, we've reached the halfway point, or thereabouts, and the time has come to ask yourself: "Have I indeed rewritten half my novel?" Look to young Jamie Allen for inspiration. He claims not to have a novel, exactly, just "pages" of one, but is doing his best to participate. Such dedication shames us all. Let's get on the stick, people! There's still time.